Digital Mayhem

So you have heard of people having sex with dogs, horses, etc. It’s a fact that there are sick enough people out there that do it.. Such as the story I read a while ago of a guy that was arrested more then once for breaking onto someones land and having sex with the persons horse.. Its a growing epidemic… I am hear to warn you of the side effects..

Having sex with a dog can lead to children who:

* wagging tail
* eating your own crap
* long flappy ears
* chasing after vehicles
* chasing after cats
* humping peoples legs
* barking non-stop
* eating out of bowls on the grown
* peeing outside on fire hydrant

*****The Dangers are REAL avoid ALL Animals… Just look at “Bob Smith” from Toronto*****

The below picture is “Gerard” and is what happens when you take Anabolic Steroids and have sex with a Giraffe.

Well yesterday went to my PO Box where had a package waiting and opened it and turned out to be a iPad. It showed it came from “Apple Media Relations”. I applied a while ago to be a Apple Product reviewer. At the time I applied they said they had nothing available to review so guess they got something for me to review. So keep a eye out for my review in the next few days.

So far my experience is just utterly amazing. Buy One.

This message was typed on a iPad….

Today Google announced GoogleTV coming this fall….